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EMBRACE THE DUCK

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AND YOU CRY,
FOR ONLY DUCKS CAN TRULY PERCEIVE REALITY

Your entire life has been leading up to this moment.  You have never noticed the truth that has been in front of your face your entire life - but you do now.  Congratulations, this is the greatest day of your life - for you now know the ultimate truth - Ducks.